Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My ATM looks so different sober.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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