Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think your dad took our porno
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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