Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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