pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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