I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
is it fun? or sober?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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