Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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