Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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