HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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