She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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