: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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