how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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