why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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