I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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