Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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