Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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