Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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