Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
This is the high leading the old right now
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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