I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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