I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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