rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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