Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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