My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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