I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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