Already got asked if we're dating
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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