She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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