i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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