Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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