And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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