If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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