I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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