so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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