I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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