You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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