i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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