I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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