do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I need water and some morals
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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