you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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