Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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