Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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