I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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