Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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