so explain again why im purple
no
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Randomize
