New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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