I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Randomize
