I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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