The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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