you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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