Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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