So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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