I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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