woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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