Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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