i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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