i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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