OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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