Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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