New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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