I'd wear matching sweaters with you
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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