so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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